I lives in a flower.
I smoke me reeds.
Who else could I possibly be!?
Aye, certainly somethin' ye sure wouldn't care to dream about
For I is a grimlode!
I is nasteh and green.
I is goods and evils and in between.
I am one who's is cunning t' all
For all 'em peoples find meh amusing.
I is tineh 'n thin
Me pointed ears's pierce the skins.
But most of all,
Meh only wish is for ye people t' respect meh.
No one cares's for meh.
So ye faerries 'n elves,
dwarves 'n spirits and nymfes 'n orcs's
All of ye!
Fulfill me wish and all will be well...